December 2008
11 posts
a hot dog vendor
with a heart of gold, saves a small boy from a terrible death. Death by decapitation. The boy becomes the hot dog vendor’s apprentice. Some years later the boy has become a young man and and he has a falling out with the hot dog vendor because he has become a very prideful man.
And the two have to compete for the annual best hot dog vendor competition.
Is anyone even reading this...
Street Savior
Brian Furthing is a man. He is a man and he is also an accountant. He is a man an accountant and he is a member of the rotary club. Brian Furthing has a past though, a dark and dangerous pas that will one day catch up to him. Today is that day. You see as a young man Brian was terribly addicted to crack cocain. His girlfriend it turns out got pregnant all those years ago and because of her...
A holiday tear jerker
It’s wintertime in Sumerset, KY. As the snow falls upon the tree’s Ronald Gardiner faces a decision that may affect the rest of his life. Does he leave his wife and kids behind, fake his own death, then run away to specialize in the botany of southwest Uganda? Or, does he continue on to the Price ‘n Pride for that milk he forgot?
This one is timely
A young financial analyst wants to impress his bosses so he….You’ll have to tune in to find out.
Kind of like Wicked but...
I was thinking a movie about how Cruella got the way she was. I guess it’s kind of like Wicked, but it turns out Cruella is a psychopath and she killed small animals throughout her childhood. But what really sent her over the edge was in 6th grade she got put on the blue team for volleyball. Everyone knows the gold team was the varsity squad.
An animated feature.
This “hungry hungry hippo” means business when she decides to make it as a Sous Chef in one of the finest resteraunts in New York City. Hijinks ensue as this small town hippo learns about life and love in the big city!
an obvious one
how come we havent been blessed with a live action version of Yogi Bear? If we have the technology to pull off gentle ben, then we sure as shit can get this project off the ground. Richard N. Gladstein do you not even read this blog?!
I was thinking
I feel like I may have Vin Diesel’s next project.
It’s about a man who you never really find out much about but he has to protect this small meadow from these developers. The developers want to put a strip mall on it or want to drill for oil or something and he has to get down and dirty to protect it.
Think XXX meets Fern Gully.
’s pretty good right?
What would you do?
If you found youself in your works bathroom stall with what is most accurately described as massive anal bleeding?
What I did was continue reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the third time.
My new rule.
Hey America, can we stop fucking around with ourselves and get our shit together? I’m sick of worrying about how I’ll handle another great depression. Bitches.
Sunday night bummers
Sunday nights bum me out, there’s never anything on the tv, and I can never get to sleep before 2am.
Maybe I’ll finally finish that sitcom idea I had.
A man is an airline pilot, but here’s the twist, he is a prolific orgamist.